Rules From My Wife

This is for all my married guys! How many of y’all are given little rules that MUST be obeyed around the house? Little background to this story: My wife is very OCD (she has gotten better). I can’t complain too much because since I have been with her we have never had a dirty house. I just can’t get over these funny little rules I have while in the house. One morning I got bored so I decided to write them all down. I got to about rule 15 and just started laughing. If the requests from her weren’t so funny I might actually be annoyed by them. There is ONE rule that holds a higher significance then any of them! DUST YOUR FEET BEFORE BED!!! So before I get in bed I have to dust my feet(swipe them together for 10 seconds so there is nothing on them).  If I don’t do it the sheets will be in the washer the next morning!  A couple nights ago about 4 am I get up and use the restroom then quietly crawl back in to bed. I feel a tap on my shoulder and hear a quiet little voice say “hey you forgot to dust your feet” if it wouldn’t have been 4 am in the morning I probably would have argued with her then laughed about it but I continued to dust them and get back to sleep!! So if I am not the only one who has a few weird rules please let me know!!!